iT's f [u]nny... but it's L[o]G!c too!! haha.. check it out!!

Want to know why u r working so hard?

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.

He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!

Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.
You will provide the energy to pull things!
You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day under the sun! In return, you will only eat grass.

For that, you will have a life span of 50 years."
Ah Gu objected."What.. I work all day in the sun and I get only to eat grass!
On top of that, I have to give my milk away!

This is tough and you want me to live 50 years!
I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back!" God agreed.

On the next day, God created the dog.

He said to the dog. "Ah Kow (dog), I have created you for a purpose.

You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house!
Should anyone come in, you are to bark at them!
In return, you will eat your master's leftovers.
I'll give you a life span of 20 years."

Ah Kow objected. " What! I have to sit by the door all day and will need to bark at people,and what do I get...LEFTOVERS...
This isn't right, I'll take 10 and you can have the remaining 10 years back!"
God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey.

He said to the monkey. "Lao Kao (monkey), your job is to entertain people.You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces!You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them.

In return, you will get to eat bananas and peanuts.
For that, I'll give you 20 years to live."

Naturally the monkey objected."This is ridiculous, I gotta make faces and make people laugh let not evencome to the part about the trees and somersaults.

Tell you what, I'll give 10 years of my life to thank you for my existence and I'll take 10.

What do you think?
God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans.
God said to the man."You are my best piece of work, for that, you will only need to sleep, eat,sleep, play, eat, sleep again and do nothing else.

You will get to eat all the best things and play with the best toys. All you need to do is enjoy allyour life.

For this kinda of life, I'll give you 20 years."Just like the rest, the man objected. "What, all I need to do is relax and enjoy myself and I have only 20 years to live?

Tell you what, you've 30 years back from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow andanother 10 from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all those lifes. Why not I take them all and I'll have 70 years to live?"

God being such good natured, agreed with a smile

.....AND THAT IS WHY.....

We eat, sleep, play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives when we are growing up.

Work like a cow for the next 30 to raise our family.

Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 when we are retired.

And finally, we make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years.

GET IT ?????

Su Li's surprise B'day!!~ 20th Nov 2006

Hey yo ppl, If u notice.. lately, bunch of my frenz havin their 19th years of living celebration..

Xin Ci ~ 28th Oct 2006,

Yee Min ~ 9th Nov 2006 ..

Happy B'day gals...

Here, on the 20th Nov 2006, we hv pretty Zoo Lee a.k.a. Su Li.. my lou yao.. haha.. she's so ancious to turn 19.. cz she's the youngest among us.. haha.. too semangat to be a lady.. fooyo.. haha..

Today v gave her a surprise by asking the guys to come too. Xin Ci brought her to Jusco in Wangsa Maju 1st, later on.. the others hop into the lads car to head there.. * Thx guyz for the ride, the petrol, the parking fee* haha.. we met in Mc Donald.. with the cake n i call Xin Ci up to bring SL here.. haha.. n guess wat.. after all the hustle.. v dun hv a lighter!!! aiks.. terrible..

so, i went n ask the McD workers if they hv.. n the answer was TAK ADA.. aiyo.. how come.. n so, Yun Teng n C. Liang ask me to ask those who smoke.. aiks.. wat a "smart" idea.. haha.. CAN'T la.. if someone approach u n ask for lighter.. haha.. so funny right.. haha..

Finally, I gave up.. buy it la.. I thought.. n poof.. Su Li was in front of me.. haha.. wha.. got a shock of my life.. I quickly pretended: "Eh Siew Wan, teman me to the toilet.. " Smart Siew Wan say OK!!! ...haha.. so we quickly bought a lighter fr the cigarette booth.. n we make it fast cz we dun want ppl to think tht v SMOKE!! *not so gd reputation for a girl to smoke* hehe.. n yes.. done.. so there goes all the normal procedure.. Su Li was so happy.. tht even the guys were there.. aha.. yeah!! job accomplish * I thought*

After all the cake blowing, cutting, playing, bla bla.. eh.. no tissue for serving.. haha. SMART me.. jk.. I went to the McD counter n asked for some serviette.. haha.. when all of them see tht it works.. haha.. they followed,.. ahah.. fooh tht's wat i call problem solving!! haha.. coooOOooL. n Tht's really Job Accomplish.. haha.,. :D

Hope tht Su Li did had a great day.. Here are some Pics of Su Li.. * Complementary fr Choon Liang's hp cam..* Thx bro.

HappIE BUrpdAY SuLi!!! u're finally 19!!!

Wat's NEW >> on my g!rL gU!de diary ???

Whoa.. jz a review.. the Girl Guiding in Kuala Lumpur has been alive since 90 years ago.. So during one of the campfire event, this ice sculpture was placed at our Head Quarters for the night.. it was awesome.. beautiful.. Wat to say.. it's ....*speechless*

Besides Kuala Lumpur, Hong Kong too.. has reach it's 90 years of Girl Guiding.. n in conjunction of tht, they'd organize an event ...

Hong Kong 90th Anniversary International Camp..

a winter camp in December.. cool huh!

So, everyone.. 2 leaders n 8 girl guides will represent lovely Malaysia there.. WAT an HONOUR!!! 

HONG KONg!!! here we come!!!!!!!

Last Episode of HOME ALOnE..

yoohoo!!! mom , dad, sista, brothr.. will all b back tmr.. yes yes!! haha.. It's my last night alone tonight.. haha.. i'm so so so so so so HAPPIE!!! hehe.. yea yea yea!! :D :p haha.. whoa.. u nvr noe wat family means to u when they are way apart fr u for so long.. ( acually it's only a week.. ) haha.. but well, miss them sometimes.. haha.. if i'm the one leaving for activities.. well, will not miss so much cz i'm occupied with lots n lots of stuff.. but now, it's vice versa.. so BORIIIIng to b alone.. :l Fooh I'll b in college when they're back tmr.. haha.. yea yeah! i'm so so excited.. Now i noe wat it feels like to wait for ur love ones to b home.. haha.. Wat it feels like for my mom to wait for me when i'm at camp for a week or more.. or the longest NAtional Service.. haha.. 3 MONTHs.. haha.. well.. stop here.. c ya!

Home ALonE

Yo!!! wha.. i'm now all alone at home.. ah no.. My mum's kindergarten.. sien sien.. haha.. my family went to Bei Jing from 19th-27th Nov.. wha..

Well.. I choose not to go, cz I'm havin mid sem exam!! haiz!!:p nvm nvm.. hehe..

KAMBATE LY2!!!!!! I can make it till next monday!

hahah.. :D

Happy B'day ZhEe wEi!!

YO yO!! I went to Sg. Wang's red box with my lovely young NS Heros n Heroins.. (Wira & Wirawati) haha..

Occassion?? Zhee Wei's b'day!! the long hair girl in white.. haha.. tht's her..

Happy B'day Zhee Wei!!!